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Posted on: June 9th, 2014 by gretchen No Comments

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Another thing I love are customer reviews. I really appreciate all of you people who are compelled to write TripAdvisor reviews that aid me in figuring out which hotel in Serbia to go to. I appreciate you Amazon reviewers who say that the paper used for a particular photography book is cheap rather than nice. And Yelp reviews led me to my beloved car stereo guy, optometrist and of course all those restaurants on the road. It’s fun to hear the opinions of a vast public when I can just fast forward thru the boring parts.

I know a thing or two about grammar (there’s a reason why I’m so happily with an English professor), but apparently lots of people just post stuff without checking it over for mistakes. Thank goodness, because I really enjoy mistakes. Other people’s more than my own, admittedly, but mistakes are such the spice of life.

And recently I discovered a treasure trove of interesting reading material. It seems that I have a spam folder for my website that I never delved into. I’m doing it now because I’m procrastinating doing some actual projects and real correspondence with people I care about. Why? I don’t know, I’m just that way. But if you like looking thru crates of vinyl, hoping that you come up with an album that’s full of “atrocious” music like I do, then you might find some of these comments funny. I’m not sure what these folks are trying to accomplish, but I’m glad that they, or some ‘bots, bothered to interact with my little site.

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